I'm a kind of person who:
# Firmly believes HTML is a programming language.
# Thinks high of myself after executing a "Hello World" PHP script.
# Accuses Tomcat when it returns a HTTP 500 error.
# Demands designers should use Java in JSP, coz It's hard for me to write scriptless pages.
# Brags about Java, coz it's the only thing I know.
# Wonders how to write a DLL in CSS.
# Uses JavaScript to run Java programs from the client side.
# Argues JSON is the SON of JAVA.
# Proposes that XML should be abolished coz I don't use SAX.
# Feels multi-threading should not be used, coz programs could get entangled in threads.
# Imagines Intel Chips might look like French Fries.
# Is aware that sticky keys are enabled when you touch the keyboard after eating a cotton candy.
# Searches for screw drivers inside "Google Web Toolkit".
# Says AJAX was named after the Greek Myth hero.
# Stays away from my laptop when suffering a common cold, coz I cud infect it with "COMMON COLD VIRUS".
# Uses Norton Internet Security to secure the INTERNET.
# Tells people that Google WAVE could be used for surfing!
# Prints my IP address in the business card.
Will be continued...
