About Me

I'm a kind of person who:

# Firmly believes HTML is a programming language.

# Thinks high of myself after executing a "Hello World" PHP script.

# Accuses Tomcat when it returns a HTTP 500 error.

# Demands designers should use Java in JSP, coz It's hard for me to write scriptless pages.

# Brags about Java, coz it's the only thing I know.

# Wonders how to write a DLL in CSS.

# Uses JavaScript to run Java programs from the client side.

# Argues JSON is the SON of JAVA.

# Proposes that XML should be abolished coz I don't use SAX.

# Feels multi-threading should not be used, coz programs could get entangled in threads.

# Imagines Intel Chips might look like French Fries.

# Is aware that sticky keys are enabled when you touch the keyboard after eating a cotton candy.

# Searches for screw drivers inside "Google Web Toolkit".

# Says AJAX was named after the Greek Myth hero.

# Stays away from my laptop when suffering a common cold, coz I cud infect it with "COMMON COLD VIRUS".

# Uses Norton Internet Security to secure the INTERNET.

# Tells people that Google WAVE could be used for surfing!

# Prints my IP address in the business card.

Will be continued...